I have a solution. Anyone caught looting, vandalising or violating curfew loses their phone and is then released. They can get their phone back with proper ID later. These aren’t protestors anymore.

Is there any greater contrast between the young people working at #SpaceX overnight and the young people #looting overnight? And this is still the best country to become an astronaut if that’s your dream. It does not matter where you live or who your parents are.

I have been driving the #model3 for two years now. Thanks @ElonMusk for a great car. It occurred to me that the whole electric car idea would never work if humans did’t sleep. #showerthoughts

My 50th birthday is in a month so I need to hurry up and get the Wuhan virus before my chances of dying quadruple.

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