just getting started with Vietnamese food... Happy New Year

Instagram gives you until January 20 to opt-out of their arbitration clause but why not get it in the mail today?

It is in their new Arbitration Clause deep inside their Terms of Use. But you can opt out here: optout.xeropost.com

I launched a website today where you can opt out of Instagram’s Arbitration Agreement. Link in bio.

Holden and Riley looking all grown

Based on available data, the next Costco run will be Tuesday morning.

Apparently, these satisfaction surveys go all the way to the top.

A perfectly cool night for whiskey tasting.

Got these gnarly @pit_viper for my birthday from my first born.

I don’t use instant rice and I prefer real maple syrup but please don’t cancel these cookies. It’s all I eat when I donate blood.

I have a solution. Anyone caught looting, vandalising or violating curfew loses their phone and is then released. They can get their phone back with proper ID later. These aren’t protestors anymore.

Is there any greater contrast between the young people working at #SpaceX overnight and the young people #looting overnight? And this is still the best country to become an astronaut if that’s your dream. It does not matter where you live or who your parents are.

I have been driving the #model3 for two years now. Thanks @ElonMusk for a great car. It occurred to me that the whole electric car idea would never work if humans did’t sleep. #showerthoughts

My 50th birthday is in a month so I need to hurry up and get the Wuhan virus before my chances of dying quadruple.

Fake Newstand! No news, just CBD oil, candy and swap meet sunglasses.

Outdoor satay tonight from Huong.

The power of positive thinking. Both @hooters and @chuckecheese have take out during quarantine.

I sure wish these were still around.

I’m finding I don’t go to Starbucks since they started to-go and drive-thru only. Maybe I only went for the atmosphere?

Do you ever feel like we are in a simulation and just part of some alien species’ version of Big Brother?

I was hoping @mikepence would put @chickfila in charge of drive through #coronavirus testing.

Soaking up the history of this school. Left the #MAGA hats at home.

Holden ready for #winterformal. Thanks to @savagesuiting for the threads.

Saw @thelastshipmusical last night. It’s Sting’s musical and he is in it. Many strong singers and an innovative set. Small things: Emily should look 16 and not seem older than her mom. There should be a bigger dance number. Where is “a Practical Arrangement”? It’s my favorite song and totally fits the plot so why not use it? Also one of the characters wore a windbreaker that looks too new.

Orange County School of the Arts Unplugged 2019 Christmas Show